"Hey Babe, what's your sign?"

"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

"You know, they say your body is a temple."

"Did it hurt?"
"When you fell from heaven."

"Where have you been all my life?"

"Haven't I seen you someplace before?"

"Is this seat empty?"

"Your place or mine?"

"So, what do you do for a living?"

"I would go to the end of the world for you."

"If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."

"The word for the night is 'LEGS.' Let's go back to my place and spread the word."

"Do you believe in love at first site, or do I have to walk by again?"

"If you were a booger I'd pick you."

"My feet are gettin' cold, 'cause you're knocking my socks off."

"They should call you WD-40, 'cause you've got some smooth moves."

"I think my ying just found its yang."

"Did you know that the scientific term for a woman like you is 'beautimus maximus?'"

"Don't hate me, 'cause you're beautiful."

"They oughta call you perpetual motion, 'cause you've got a body that just won't quit."

"You're so hot, you just melted the ice in my drink."

"I'm jealous of that glass, 'cause it gets to touch your lips."

"Should I break it to your friend that she's going home alone?"

"I hope you've got a defibrillator in your purse, because you just made my heart stop."

"I want to get your plastic surgeon's phone number, 'cause I'd like to shake his hand."

"I don't even need a crystal ball to see myself in your future."

"You'd better start giving me mouth to mouth, because you just took my breath away."

"I hope you've registered that body with the FBI, 'cause it's a lethal weapon."

"Let me guess...Is your middle name - Temptation?"

"Haven't I seen you somewhere before - like - in my wildest dreams?"

"I bet you're carrying a rabbit's foot, because you just got lucky."

"It's a good thing I've got a Porsche, 'cause you've got some dangerous curves."

"I don't know how you got through security, 'cause you're the bomb."

"Screw me if I'm wrong, but you look like you want to kiss me right now."

"Shrimp?"

"I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

"What's up? From out of town?"

"I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long."

(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) "Let's get you out of these wet clothes."

"Nice legs...what time do they open?"

"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."

"You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?"

"Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?"

"I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."

"I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Pink-Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?"

"I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight."

"Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me."

"I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter."

"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag."

"I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked."

"Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?"

"Hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that POPS up."

"You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away."

"Are those real?"

"You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy."

"You can feel the magic between us...No, lower!"

"I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue."

"Girl, if you were a porch I'd take out all the nails and screw ya."

"If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning."

"You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me."

"You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any Questions?"

"Fuck me if I'm wrong but is your name Helga?"

"Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor."

"My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later."

"Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me."

"My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."

"Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you."

"My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to."

"I know milk does a body good, but, DAMN, how much have you been drinking?"

"If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public."

"Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? What, you don't like pizza?"

"I may not be Dairy Queen but I'll treat you right."

"Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me."

"Do you sleep on your stomach at night? Can I?"

"Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them."

"Like Motel 6...I'll leave a light on for you."

"If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"

"I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this motel room."

"If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put you and I together."

"Let me check the tag on your shirt, I want to see if it says 'Made in Heaven'"

"Hey nice shoes, wanna f--k?"

"I wish you were corn so I could grow a whole crop of you."